Vegetarian Hot Dogs Found to Contain Human DNA and Meat

It’s the aborted fetuses of Obama’s human lizard babies.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 27, 2023 7:43 PM |
Hot dogs are gross. There I said it!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 27, 2023 7:43 PM |
Hot dogs are PEOPLE! 😱
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 4 | April 27, 2023 7:46 PM |
They're going to serve them during intermission at "Sweeney Todd."
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 27, 2023 7:55 PM |
Strange that OP quoted someone who has this in his bio: "• MAGA Aficionado • Here to MAGA • #MAGA • #Trump • #Conservative • #Trump2024 • #ElectionIntegrity •"
Is this hotdog story even true or is it a typical 'woke people are stupid and ridiculous' story that certain people like to push to distract from certain things?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 27, 2023 7:57 PM |
What was that brand name again?... Asking for a friend
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 27, 2023 7:57 PM |
Humans share 60% of their DNA with bananas— this sounds like clickbait to me.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 27, 2023 8:02 PM |
Vegetarian hot dogs - now made from 100% real vegetarians!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 27, 2023 8:04 PM |
Who keeps posting this shit?
The ‘chronicles of trans antics’ I understand, but this right wing shit is stuff only Weekly World News fans would believe.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 27, 2023 8:04 PM |
A bit more. This isn’t much better:
The Clear Labs hot dog study found human DNA samples in 2 percent of the 345 hot dogs and sausages. Two-thirds of that human DNA was found in vegetarian hot dogs.
Overall, 14.4 percent of the hot dogs and sausages were listed as "problematic" because of substituted or unexpected ingredients or hygienic issues, the media reports stated.
Human DNA found in the hot dogs was classified as a hygienic issue because human hair or skin dander likely got into the product during the manufacturing process, TruthOrFiction.com said the study reported. So, it's true that human DNA was found in hot dog samples - but that doesn't mean that consumers are cannibals as some of the more hysterical posts have claimed after the study was reported widely on media such as ABC News and USA Today.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 13 | April 27, 2023 8:15 PM |
Another Mischief tweet, r6...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 14 | April 27, 2023 8:15 PM |
R13 I'd love to see what similar figures are for non-vegetarian hotdogs? Do you have them?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 27, 2023 8:22 PM |
OP/R13, see R9. “Human” DNA isn’t EXCLUSIVELY human DNA.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 27, 2023 8:22 PM |
R16 Meh, those figures are probably similar for meat-based hotdogs. It's kind of ridiculous.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 27, 2023 8:23 PM |
if ANY of you have reading skills or listening skills, the figures given for both ALL hot dogs as well as vegetarian hot dogs. FOR CRISSAKES.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 27, 2023 8:28 PM |
They have been giving pigs human growth hormone for years now, so i imagine that is where the 2% comes from
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 27, 2023 8:32 PM |
Oh for fucks sake— HUMAN DNA just means DNA humans have— and many other things share the same DNA that humans have, including bananas, at 60%.
This means nothing, not about meat hot dogs, not about vegetarian hot dogs— it means nothing.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 27, 2023 8:40 PM |
More thirsttrapping hotties on TikTok. Less outrage trolling on Twitter please.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 27, 2023 8:45 PM |
People.
People who eat People…
Are the tastiest people in the world…
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 27, 2023 8:51 PM |
Hopefully it’s not cum DNA.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 27, 2023 9:35 PM |
For 20 years I have loved processed meat. After being a healthier eater 20-40. I love cured meat. I hope I won't pay the price with a rotted cancer colon.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 27, 2023 9:49 PM |
R6 and why is OP following someone like that? Hmmm
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 27, 2023 9:50 PM |
The sheer fact that someone is still on Twitter today I already find highly suspicious. Yesterday I tried though to just have a peek. Out of 30-ish tweets on the home page, there were 3 tweets from Elon Musk, 5 from Elon Musk's fans, about the same number from far right accounts, 5 from utterly cray cray conspiracists, one from a fan or a rep of Kanye West, one from Andrew Tate. The only Democratic leaning tweet was Joe Biden announcing that he was running in 2024. Disgusting. I cannot wait to see this ship capsize and sink once and for all.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 27, 2023 10:15 PM |
These stories are not helpful or informative.
I'm certain they don't suggest that vegetarian hot dogs contain human body parts!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 27, 2023 11:45 PM |
You've all had worse things in your mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 28, 2023 3:28 AM |
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